Day 42: Why Mom?....Why???

According to my mom, she claims to be a really shy person around people she doesn't know.


She's really quiet, but sweet with them..


So if she starts to yell at you, yell at other things around you, maybe smack you around in jest.
or act really ghetto around you. 


Or at worst..be extremely racist.
She calls herself a "Equal Opportunist Racist" 
Meaning that she hates everybody..including Koreans.
I don't think she really means it though, but she does throw out a racist remark or two..


it means she really likes you, or at the least, allowing you to enter her personal sphere.


Going out to do errands would sometimes be a dangerous endeavor.
because she'd say things out loud that might get us jumped.

What I wished it could be like..

what it really is.

A Day Out Shopping with my Mother.

The drive over will usually indicate what mood she is in.
(which is usually "pissed off")

During a sale:

Its per box, but these women think that its ok to open every single box and take only the good ones.

of course, this does not please my mother, who already possesses the patience of a Buddha 

But her racist remarks don't stop there.

At the end of the day, 

When I ask her

"Why are you so angry at everybody?"

she looked at me for moment...

and replied..

"I'm don't have any anger issues...its just my liver"